House of the Dead

18. House of the Dead, 2003

Back when this movie was in theaters, I had some shit to do and I didn’t went with my friends to watch it. I had always been a big fan of the video game series so I was pretty excited when this came out, after my friends went to see it I asked them: how cool was it? They said it was shit and that’s all they said. I always liked the poster and the premise of the arcade game, so tonight I decided to watch it.

Well my friends were right, this movie is a big pile of doodie. Production value is beyond dull, characters are uninteresting, dialog is dumb, the inter cuts with images from the game are unnecessary to say the least, the action scenes are fucking loooong, and it’s just the same, exactly NONE of the zombie killings are creative, it just sucks.

It’s one of those movies you just laugh at, I honestly don’t know who were they trying to appeal to, it sure as hell wasn’t fans of the game because this just spits on the whole franchise, and if it was to draw new audience they made a shitty job, I don’t know it’s just shitty.

If you don’t have anything better to watch or if you enjoy really bad dumb laughable movies, be sure to check it out.

P.S. Dear movie, I hate you even more for the George A. Romero reference. You suck movie.